Silent Conversation

Me == normal text
Twitch == blue text

*nods*
*nods back*
*double nod*
*obscene hand gestures*
*goes to the bathroom and takes off underwear*
*punch to the mind*
*confused look*
*stare*
*wink*
*blink*
*cartwheel*
*taps heels*
*opens parachute*
*cuts your parachute*
*glad to be on the ground already*
*napalms you*
*chuckles at poor aim*
*it's napalm*
*laughs at insanely horrible aim*
*kills you*
*...*
this is where you say: *dies*
*where did you get napalm?*
* gestures towards the dollar store*
*eats blueberry waffle out of spite*
*kills blueberries*
*and waffles*
*throws whipped cream at your head*
*loves whipped cream*
oh god I want some waffles now
*nods*
*eats waffle*
psh
*enjoys waffle*
*sad there is no blueberry*
*scoff*
*offers thanks for the great idea about eating waffles*