Sliiiiide

Reegan shows me a picture of him and a girl.

Reegan: That's Britt and a very drunk Reegan.
Oh wait, this isn't the really drunk picture.
I'm getting grinded on.
Yeah YEAH.

Me: HAHA. *nods in approval*
you should take her to the bathroom so she can take off her underwear.

Reegan: She wasn't wearing any to begin with.
Just sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
OR some cheese.

Me: ???

Reegan: Oops, wrong window.