Random things from Reegan

Me == normal text
Reegan == green text

Part 1
Perogies and snow, my friend. Perogies and snow.
Could you imagine if they could make perogies out of cheese and vodka, and they tasted JUST like regular perogies.
"Man, that guy really loves his perogies."
Yeah, and he's a regular guy, too. He doesn't even drink. It's weird that he's so addicted to those things."
Just don't eat them near an open flame.

would they be safe to cook?

Yeah dude, you just boil them in the water.
I see them looking at me.

so they get you drunk while tasting awesome!

Exactly.
Dude, how awesome....?

how do perogies look at you?

Like they wished they were made of vodka.
And they want to be boiled and ingested.



Part 2
I'm gonna start consuming vast amounts of burger king and beer every day.
So that if I ever get abducted by aliens, when they try to probe me, I'll diarrhea all over them.
that's some good planning ahead
Three meals a day.


Part 3
Are you a scorpio?
no, i'm an engineering physicist
Oh fuck.
Did I ever have you pegged wrong.
I'm embarassed.
what's with scorpio's, can they do magic or something?
No, they sound like scorpion's.