Shortbread

Reegan: This is truly how I feel.
I just don't think eating shortbread is worth it.
No matter how many drinks of what kind you might have available.

Me: what about pedialite?
that stuff will hydrate anything

Reegan: Is that true?

Me: it is for babies with diarrhea but it tastes okay too

Reegan: Will it hydrate the desert?

Me: not deserts

Reegan: I see.

Me: but deserts do not like the taste

Reegan: Nor do they get diarrhea.

Me: definitely a plus for deserts...
i wish i was one...
but not so dry...
and no sand...
and less sun...
no camels...
and a plate of coleslaw...

ya, i wanna be a desert.