School

Osto: how is school?

me: getting busy.

Osto: sweet, is she at least hot?

More Being Inappropriate

me: I thought you didn't like physical activities?

twitch: Well, I only like certain kinds of physical activity.

me: ....lol.

Extra Time

Dwayne: If you're doing a computer science class you're gonna have to start drinking coffee. It's like a pre-requisite.

me: Don't say that, it'll come true. The last time, Evan said "You can't have a girlfriend if you're in Engineering, it's like a pre-requisite!" That came true.

Dwayne: That's good though. It gives you a lot of extra time.

me: What...coffee?

Crazy Prof.

Fire alarm rings.

Prof: Oh... that's not good.... I don't want to stop yet.

He kept teaching.

More Sandwiches

Dwayne walks in late for class.

me: I didn't think you were gonna make it.

Dwayne: I was eatin' a sandwich. Man it was good.

Mon. Jan. 9 2006

Dear Dan: meet me by the dumpster before class tomorrow
-Dwayne
P.S. Do not be alarmed if i have a bat

.......

twitch: that was the first time you'd ever been there?
and you didn't even get all the way in!

me: lol. good wording

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

twitch: grilled cheese avec hot sauce

me: hot sauce?........ never had

twitch: ?!
twitch: ?!?!
twitch: !
twitch: That's my confusion and then anger

me: hahaha. anger, another thing you don't seem capable of, however, i do like hot sauce

twitch: Our cat smells like oysters. This is worse than the time he smelled like chicken soup

me: ......and the award for the most random comment of the day

Porkchop Sandwiches!

me: Hey Dwayne, what's up?

Dwayne: Nothin'.

me: You do anything today?

Dwayne: I had a sandwich.

Fri. Jan 6. 2006

Dwayne's first class after New Years.

me: so Dwayne, you coming to a beer night with us tonight?

Dwayne: Haha, I dunno.

me: Awesome!